Insta-betes

Instant diabetes; a form of diabetes contracted in a single bite of something.

Maple glazed bacon donuts are delicious, but beware: Three bites puts you at serious risk of insta-betes.

by lebonj February 1, 2010

insta-jerking

Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.

I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.

by Corprate Incorperated Co. January 31, 2016

insta-stink

the act of spreading ones ass cheeks and farting, producing a cloud of rancid ass instantaneously making the room smell like queen latifah's queef.

While Jake was sleeping, Bogart violated his face with insta-stink. =^.^=

by shootermkgav1n January 19, 2010

insta-spectacular

Something that starts out bad or ok and turns instantly spectacular!

First my penis wasn't right, but then I looked at some porn and now it's insta-spectacular!

by The Waffler February 8, 2005

insta-bitch

An instant bitch. Calm, cool, cute, and collected at first, but say one wrong word and it's INSTA-BITCH!

-Geez Glyde, stop being such an insta-bitch.
-You. Shut up. And get out of my house!

by Mercury March 30, 2005

Insta-friend

The most annoying people in existence and usually leave you guilt-ridden when you get rid of them. Usually are people who you have no interest in gaining any form of relationship with, but one friendly remark and you have a new buddy.

EXAMPLE 1

Terry: *Sitting on the bus*

Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes

Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...

Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike

Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...

EXAMPLE 2:

Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-

Josh: STFU GTFO

Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh

Josh: I don't need another insta-friend

by The PBEEF October 1, 2009

Insta-bone

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV

I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut

by Dave December 17, 2003