Innocent Addiction 

A completely innocent addictionwould be...Reading or perhaps your favorite cartoon on a Sunday morning. Maybe your innocent addiction would be arguing? What would be your innocent addiction?

Person 1: Well...I have a confession to make...
Person 2: O-kay.
Person 1: I'm addicted to WoW.
Person 2: That's ok...everyone is. It's only an innocent addiction.

Innocent Addiction by AudreyTheRadiantRedhead January 19, 2006

Innocent Flirting 

1. A term used to justify flirting with people for entertainment purposes only but not because there is a sincere interest in anyone being flirted with.

2. A married person who continues to flirt with people outside their marriage just to prove they've "still got it".

3. A woman who flirts just enough to keep the attention of someone she's not really interested in but doesn't want to give up the preferential treatment.

4. A woman who flirts only to make her self feel sexy and/or desirable with no regard for anyone's feelings but her own.

5. A term which provides plausible deniability when someone gets caught cheating on their s/o.

* Examples of each numbered item above:

1. He/she knows I'm in a relationship so he/she should have known it was just innocent flirting.

2. We've never gone past innocent flirting, but if I wasn't married, the things I would love to do to that!

3. I'm not really interested in him. I just do a little innocent flirting to make him feel good about buying me gifts and taking me out to eat.

4. We only talked for a little while, but I know he wants me BAD! I could have him anytime I want, but for now, I'm not doing anything more than innocent flirting.

5. I wasn't doing anything wrong, it was just innocent flirting.

Innocent Flirting by Jamalizm November 22, 2011

Innocent hoe 

Someone who doesn't take hoe actions (talking to multiple guys, multiple boyfriends, sends nudes/receives etc) but appears as one through the clothes they wear or maybe even the words they say.

That girl is the most innocent hoe I've ever met.

Innocent hoe by Original_innocent_hoe January 11, 2018

Innocent Kid 

Someone who hasn't done anything sexual with someone

You see that new kid Joe? Yeah, I heard he's an Innocent Kid.

Innocent Kid by TehWorldEnds December 4, 2010

Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected 

orange spodumene steven universe

Orange Spodumene is such an Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected UwU

Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected by Goji Sauce December 9, 2019

innocent long shower 

when you take a really long shower where no masturbation occurs

Hi Jess, I took an innocent long shower today.

innocent long shower by nanabaanan May 11, 2020

innocent bystander 

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off someone else with that hand. Very similar to the "stranger".

My girlfriend prefers the innocent bystander treatment during foreplay, but I couldn't get my hand to fall asleep

innocent bystander by TheDonGregga December 15, 2016