One Direction Infection

A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.

Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-

by Surviorduide December 2, 2013

infestasian

Whenever there is an abundance of Asians, most likely at an academic competition or music festival.

It was a complete infestasian at the State Science Fair. All of the Asians were judging our academic incapabilities.

by 2B_or_not_2B February 19, 2012

insectanation

The act of being inseminated by an insect (in particular a house fly) How this occurs: fly lands on random load of semen, then unknowingly or knowingly (yet to be determined) lands on woman's vagina, which results in a subsequent pregnancy.

Considering the fact that she is a virgin, insectanation may explain her current pregnancy.

by HCP November 12, 2014

Infectious Woobstick

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.

I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Infected Toe

An infected toe is yummy,it can contain protein,healthy fats and some yummy texture

Yummy infected toe,i like it.

by wtfgabe. October 10, 2019

Infected Booger

An infected booger is a booger that just stays in your nostril no matter how hard you pick it, blow it or Vick’s it out of your nose hole. Spicy food won’t work, neither will breaking it. It just festers and gets... infected.

“Yo Jesse, this infected booger got me squirmin.”

by SlamminSam April 2, 2020

erection infection

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

by tonto1 October 27, 2011