Infartuation

sweet, ass-ionate love at first shite.

As I gazed longingly and lustfully at Chad's firm ass, I was smothered with primal infartuation. You could sense the attraction. It was palpable. Magnetic. Life-changing.

by roboticArrow January 22, 2020

Inflatuation

: a feeling of foolish or obsessively strong love for farting, admiration for farts : strong and unreasoning attachment to flatulence

The smell only added to his inflatuation.

by Smokymajor January 19, 2024

infatugaytion

When one gay person has an intense platonic crush on another gay person of the opposite sex.

An infatugaytion may or may not include appreciation of the other person's physical attributes, but both parties can rest assured that their sexualities are not compromised.

"I am a lesbian, but I have such a huge infatugaytion with Adam Lambert. I want to have his gaybies."

by Pariselle April 22, 2009

Inflatulation

To be infatuated with someone until he or she passes gas

After my date at Chipotle, I realized my love for Stacy was simply an inflatulation

by TYtyeur March 17, 2016

Inflatulation

An appreciation for a good fart (aka flatulence).

John was inflatulated by Tom's explosive volume. His level of inflatulation was very high.

by 3episodesofLITB December 26, 2016

Inflatulation

Where the extent of gas passed from a single gasshole reaches beyond its comic standing. Passing gas too much it exceeds it's worth. Inflation of flatulence.

There's no explanation for the amount of gas that comes from my ass there's no rhyme or reason for that inflatulation.

by just trust me on this January 8, 2018

infagtration

To infultrate those nasty poopie gays and their big gapping ani.

Man we are going to infagtrate Florida tonight!

(infagtration)

by stigginsky January 21, 2021