Incompetence

The most desirable trait one must posses in order to serve as a County Commissioner. When combined with paralysis by analysis, this will create desirable leadership in government positions.
Good thing they used their incompetence powers or else they would have made the right decision!
by Thomas Willis Cobb May 11, 2020
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Incompetence

The collective noun for a group of managers.
Eg. An incompetence of managers
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Incompetence

Camilla Perez Lundhagen.

"Jeg har mild hypotermi. 👉👈"

She had a recorded temprature of 46 degrees.

It wasnt even minus degrees outside. 💀

This is what a average person with incompetence can find to say.
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Incompetence

Men are useless, completely and utterly stupid, and can't do anything right therefor they are completely incompetent. Incompetence means stupid and can't complete simple tasks so basically men.
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creative incompetence

The shitty life hack, where someone asks you to do something and you do it so badly you are never asked to do it again.

"Creative incompetence"is defined by a paradoxical outlook that requires the incompetent person to use more energy and thought to do the task badly than to do it correctly in the first place.
Paris Hilton never liked being a DJ so, using a little creative incompetence, she designed set lists that included Norwegian mining songs and Hentai movie sound tracks. She now works incognito as a nail technician on Sunset Blvd.
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Incompetent Tom

Referring to Tom Anderson, creator of MySpace, refusing to allow certain xhtml codes onto user profiles.
Don't be such an incompetent tom, money doesn't grow on trees.
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Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
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