Income Tats

An act of financial irresponsibility that occurs when one spends their income tax return on extravagant tattoos instead of putting it towards their needs.

Bro, it's Income Tats time! I can finally get that sick Yakuza style backpiece I've been planning!

by mwd0503 November 17, 2023

income ring

A false wedding ring worn when the real one is too flashy. The income ring is used to hide how wealthy you are.

Our professor has an income ring. I saw her slip the real one off in her car this morning.

by Surf_much_rob May 4, 2019

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.

So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.

by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024

negative income

A situation in which your wages or salary is less than your day-to-day expenses.

Let's see, I make €400 a week after tax. Rent is €100, food is €50, gas is €50, insurance is €150 all told, electricity is €75...crap, negative income! Better cut back on something.

by Rhodoferax July 27, 2010

Income non-binary

Someone whose their spending habits and wealth expression do not align to their status assigned at birth.

Carinio: You can't afford 2 weeks on a yaught in Turkey?
Mariemme: Watch me!
Mariemme: Oh shiz, my card bounced. Ugh global capitalism just does not accept me for who I am. Why should not having any money stop me from living the way I feel! It is so hard being income non-binary!

by Curious Beast September 7, 2023

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023