Quail Valley Insomnia

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.
Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*
by MegaMind37 May 25, 2019
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Self Inflicted Insomnia

Also know as SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days.

A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.
Person 1: I never see you log off, do you ever sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.

Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me.
by iproxii June 24, 2011
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The condition of becoming an internet zombie by surfing the net when you should be sleeping. As you enter this state it becomes easier and easier to come up with excuses to see 'just one more link'. It doesn't always fly as an excuse why you are falling asleep at work.
"Why were you face down at your computer today?"
"Bad case of internet-induced insomnia last night."
by John Dunkelburg December 9, 2008
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sunday night insomnia

The inability to fall asleep at a resonable time due to staying up all night Friday and Saturday
Friend: Dude, why are you so tired?
You: I got 4 hours of sleep cause of sunday night insomnia.
by Kitkat71093 January 19, 2009
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Post christmas insomnia

After opening presents on christmas day, being very excited about a certain present and stay up all night using it.
Jon looked like a rabid squirrel after Christmas due to post Christmas insomnia. He got no sleep. Later he passed out in his mother's bed.
by Hello Satan December 26, 2009
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Sunday night insomnia

the inability to sleep on a Sunday night because you were out late the past two nights partying/hanging out and now you have to go to bed much earlier for work/school the next morning
"I only got 4 hours of sleep last night....I went to bed at 11 but Sunday night insomnia kept me awake forever
by jack butler505 March 18, 2011
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Sleep horn insomnia

When you are very horny at night so you sext girls out of pure horniness
Damn Molly you must have had bad sleep horn insomnia last night I woke up to mad pussy pics
by Sleep horn master July 28, 2016
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