queue hoping

committing suicide or at least trying to

I had to wait 4 hours at A&E coz of someone queue hoping!

by 2bord December 6, 2006

Stop the cap and start the queue

An expression that means for players or team-members within a gaming lobby (most often in a voice-chat) to stop messing around/wasting time and to start the queue to get into a game.

Person 1: "Bro I swear, Naz is the cringiest bitch I know. Why do we keep playing League of Legends with her-"

Person 2: "Stop the cap and start the queue"

by slobonalog April 29, 2023

POO QUEUE

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.

James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.

by Mikool77 July 13, 2023

queue-anon

Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.

"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Sue queue

The period of time between the court signing of a subpoena and being served said subpoena. In most cases the one being sued is blissfully unaware that he/she is currently dwelling in the sue queue, which makes it's meaning all that much more definitive.

Last week Johnny was sue queue'in up damn near the whole town when he left his computer running on autosue. How dare he!

by Trjv April 25, 2019

The Queue

After the death of queen Elizabeth II of England a Queue across the city of London formed to see her final resting place. The Queue has been called "the Queue to end all Queues" and has reached a length of 5 miles, a subsequent "queue to join the queue" has also formed, as The Queue had to be capped by queue officials at 5 miles. A 14 hour waiting time should be expected when joining the queue.

"How do you know you are loved by the British"
"Idk"
"A 5 mile long queue to say goodbye forms across London"
"Ah, you mean, "The Queue"?"

by kweenofbritland September 16, 2022