middle school girl: let have sex how long is ur dick
middle school boy: 2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦
middle school girl:bet
middle school boy: 2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦
middle school girl:bet
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Get the Andrews 13 Inches mug.girl this boy was flaunting his stuff like he had something and when i got down there all i could do was laugh cuz it was just 3 inches!
by gangsteralot February 13, 2005
Get the 3 inches mug.1) Lenght of an above average penis.
2) Size penis that someone who has a really small penis will claim to have.
2) Size penis that someone who has a really small penis will claim to have.
"Didn't ---- tell everyone that he was hung with seven inches?" "Yeah, but the two girls he slept with said he had a baby dick!"
by Cappy1 June 17, 2004
Get the Seven Inches mug.noun: A temporary psychosomatic condition wherein the afflicted person experiences itching sensations at various locations around the body. Most of the itchy spots have no physical reason to be itchy, though a bout of the itcgies may be triggered by an initial legitimate itch (like an insect bite or rash).
by sarcen May 27, 2014
Get the the itchies mug.A woman's estimate of penis length, that is usually a couple inches larger than the penis actually is. Most likely due to the fact that they view them from a different angle, are gauging by eye and the phenomenon known as "man inches"
If a dick's 5 inches, it's "like, totally 6 or 7"
If a dick's 6 inches, it's "like, totally, 7 or 8"
If a dick's 8+ inches, it's "huge, like 11 inches or something"
If a dick's 5 inches, it's "like, totally 6 or 7"
If a dick's 6 inches, it's "like, totally, 7 or 8"
If a dick's 8+ inches, it's "huge, like 11 inches or something"
Girl 1: "OMG, I just fuckde a guy with, like, a 12 inch dick."
Girl 2: "You know 12 inches past the 100th percentile, right? I highly doubt that his dick was that big. You we're probably measuring in woman inches"
Girl 1: "Nah, it was totally 12 inches, he even said so."
Girl 2: "You do realise that most porn dicks are only 7-9 inches, don't you? Trust me, you'd probably be crying/unable to walk right now if it actually was 12 inches"
Girl 2: "You know 12 inches past the 100th percentile, right? I highly doubt that his dick was that big. You we're probably measuring in woman inches"
Girl 1: "Nah, it was totally 12 inches, he even said so."
Girl 2: "You do realise that most porn dicks are only 7-9 inches, don't you? Trust me, you'd probably be crying/unable to walk right now if it actually was 12 inches"
by Altsareforpussies October 10, 2015
Get the woman inches mug.Girl inches is a measuring unit for the penis that is based on a girl’s perception of the penis rather than the actual length and/or girth of the penis.
Girl inches can be caused by an exaggeration or miscalculation on part of the male who is relaying to the female how large his penis is. It can also be caused by a general ignorance in the literal size of penises on part of the female, and also exaggeration on part of the female to increase the status of the man she is reciprocating with (ie “My man has a bigger dick than your man”).
Girl inches can be caused by an exaggeration or miscalculation on part of the male who is relaying to the female how large his penis is. It can also be caused by a general ignorance in the literal size of penises on part of the female, and also exaggeration on part of the female to increase the status of the man she is reciprocating with (ie “My man has a bigger dick than your man”).
Paul: My girl said her ex was packing 10 inches…
Matt: Oh Zack? He’s barely bigger than me. 7.5 tops. She’s just using girl inches to make you feel bad. She’s TOXIC
Matt: Oh Zack? He’s barely bigger than me. 7.5 tops. She’s just using girl inches to make you feel bad. She’s TOXIC
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