Mother Insult

An insult aimed (sometimes pointlessly) towards your mother usually to make you feel embarrased and uncomfortable. It can also be used as a last gasp insult, where the speaker runs out of ideas and consequentally insults your mother.

Mother Insult eg.

Person 1: "I like this new show on tv."
Person 2: "I like your mum."

Man 1: "I like the taste of this."
Man 2: "I like the taste of your mum."

Guy 1: "I was hit hard in football the other day..."
Guy 2: "Your mum was hit hard the other day."
Guy 1: "Really? By who?"
Guy 2: "By me."
Guy 1: *Uncomfortable shiver*

by swish555 May 16, 2009

Insult War

A dipute between two factions mainley consisting if insults which may or may not involve mothers depending on the agreement between participents

Guy:dude u owned that guy in that insult war
Dude:thanks man i am pretty awesome at those things

by James A.K.A Jables August 15, 2007

Alliteration Insults

Fuchsia Fuck, Dick Dictator, Vagrant Vagina

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

playground insult

An insult made by a squeaker that is usually very good or horrible in every way possible.

Random kid: Well at least the amount of cancer I have doesn't make me lose my sperm count

Random guy: Ohhhh that squeaker coming in with the playground insults

by Cliffy35 May 3, 2018

Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.

Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.

by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011

Loaded insult

A compliment ruined by an insult

Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.

Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.

by rhea9914 January 7, 2008

Witty Insult

not "ur mom"

person A: "you're an idiot"
person b: *doesnt say "no ur mom", instead chooses to find a clever and unique comeback not said 50+ times a day by middle schoolers who spend all day jerking off to wattpad smut*
person a: "wow what a witty insult! you're so cool!"

by LunaMoon11037 March 18, 2022