knee injury

Alex Morgan's Unborn Baby, named Janice Jr

Who would've known that Alex's Knee Injury came with an announcement and a gender reveal

by Tobinho October 26, 2019

groin injury

An injury to your nut sack.

“We’re gonna take an tv time out as #21 has suffered a groin injury”

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

Head Injury

When you hit your head.

Hollow Knight: Moth damn it I got a head injury.
Hornet: You good?
Hollow Knight: No.

by Blarshtabyangthoh February 9, 2021

Sex injury

An injury that happens during sex.

Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.

Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."

by Orik T. Viking December 11, 2021

Gooner injury

An type of person who got hit in the head by an anime figurine and their personality is that they jack off to anime girls and gooner games

My friend had an Gooner injury

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 31, 2025

IT band injury

any of various injuries accrued in a mosh pit where you and your nerd buddies are playing virtual instruments on their blackberries in lieu of a band.

Leon "Dudes, I just went to Mike's sweet party and there were a bunch of nerds from the IT department there playing the Star Wars Theme Song on their Blackberries, and I was totally rocking out and hit my head on Mike's pocket protector and it bled everywhere.

Other dudes, much more cool than Leon "Dang, man, sounds like a pretty bad IT band injury."

by Burgelflurg April 1, 2009

dri (drinking related injury)

An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.

A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.

by functionalcoholic October 15, 2013