Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

by mrrainbow56 May 6, 2021

...is what I meant to say!

A poor method of recovery when someone highlights your mistake in a sentence.

Person A: "I swear I was born in the wrong century!"
Person B: "You mean 'decade'."
Person A: "...is what I meant to say!"

by who_dares_wins October 21, 2011

I tell you what

By the use of this phrase to open or close a statement, the user acquires or asserts a pleasant, folksy authority. Sometimes paired with "boy" for added authority and folksiness (see example).

Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.

"Boy, that was a heck of a down field block by Michael Vick, I tell you what."

"I tell you what, the Seattle Seahawks came here to play tonight."

by TebowTime23 February 5, 2012

I don't know what

English translation of a popular French phrase, used in reference to an unknown or illogical attraction one has to a person, place, or thing.

Salvadore: Bro, what's the deal with you and those Tofu dogs you are consistently scarfing?
Yanni: Dude, you got me. They just have this certain I don't know what.

by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 13, 2008

Thats What I Thought!

1- Another way of saying , yeah i thought so
2- Meaning, Yeah Shut all that Krap(Shi*) up
3- also saying yeah, shut up

jessie heard about a fight and tells Kayla. Kayla knows what actually happend and tries to tell jessie what went down.

Jessie- No im right !
Kayle- No, because i was standing right there wactching it happen
Jessie- Ooo.
Kayla- Yeah "Thats What I Thought!"
Jessie - O shut up lol

by Kira H.. January 10, 2010

Do What I Want

1.A sentence fragment that displays what a rebel and how cool you are

2.Basically the equivalent of calling yourself a douche

Steve: Hey, that's my ice cream you're eating!
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You're such a. . .douche
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You already said that!
Douche:Do What I want. . .yeah

by DanMonkfish December 6, 2009

this is what i think of you!

The act of revengance upon an innocent bystander, instead of the agressor causing the reason for the act of revengance. While acting the revengance on the bystander, the agressor must be present.

While King Steve was kicking Mr. Smell's binder, Mr. Smell took Mr. Brain's binder and threw it yelling "This is what I think of you!" in response to King Steve's actions. Although Mr. Brain harmed Mr. Smell not, Mr. Smell enacted wrongful revengance anyways.

by King Steve June 11, 2004