Hypocraticalite

A large and lengthy OGAR (Shrek like) person who enjoys smoking the chronic and packing dips when ever 'it' has an opportunity to

Hey man, check out the Hypocraticalite outside, he's smoking a HUGE joint

by Mysticalite April 25, 2007

hypocrawesome

Magnificent act of hypocrisy, usually of the level only achievable by televangelists and politicians, but sometimes achieved by others. Some deeds are so hypocrawesome that observers are left speechless in fits of laughter.

"Did you read about that guy Matt in the New Times?"

"That Tea Party activist who's on the news opposing illegal immigration all the time? No. What did it say?"

"Turns out he hired an illegal alien at his laudromat, skimmed money from her paycheck, and threatened to turn her into immigration authorities if she did anything about it. She finally hired a lawyer, and the New Times picked up on the story."

"(laughing) Oh man! HAHAHHAA! That is the most hypocrawesome thing I've ever heard!!"

by Perforado October 30, 2013

hypocrisy

Donald Trump.

Donald Trump wants to ban transgender people from the military to save more money, but he also allotted $1.6B to fund his wall. He is the definition of hypocrisy.

by CrinkGumPlz July 28, 2017

hypocrispy

hypo - "under"
+
crispy
=
undercooked

"This bacon is raw" "The technical term is hypocrispy"

by baconman94 January 14, 2010

hypotransboobectamy

Taking someone's boobs and putting them on someone else (male or female)

"Shut up before I l mack you!"
"But that's not possible, I don't have boobs."
"Ohhhh but it is, because im going to take Fatman over theres boobs and put them on you, with a hypotransboobectamy!"

by boshi January 27, 2005

Hypocrisy

Where one person bugs the fuck out when their ex-partner is hanging out (& hooking up) with a new partner..with kicks to the nuts & punches to the face..., followed by make-up sex and promises of a future together...,,, but soon after goes gold digging... looking for any fool to buy her a house and take her on dates (while she has her multiple baby-daddies look after her kids)...

My kid's mum is a fucking class A example of hypocrisy.

by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahCunt December 2, 2013

hypocrisy

Hypocrisy: Pat Robertson lamenting America's turn to Mammon.

The 700 Club is such hypocrisy it wouldn't last a second in Europe.

by Fearman May 24, 2008