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husband material

me: *realizes that he's so husband material but he's never going to be mine* ..... *cries in korean*
by makavelimamie March 29, 2017
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husband beater

A woman that, instead recieves beatings from her husband during arguements, beats the husband in anger. This is most often seen in drunks or woman that are dominant in the relationship.
*Middle of the night*
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ow! Stop!"

Neighbour: "WTF is that noise?"
Neighbour: "Ohh I think Louise is beating Ernie up again. Damn drunkards!"

~_~
by Rell August 27, 2005
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husband and wife

When participating in any team sport, when two teammates both look at a ball that lands between them, thinking the other will play it. Most common in volleyball and tennis (even at the highest professional levels).
"Youngs with the set, McPeak with the spike! And Masakayan and Hanley are husband and wife!"
by Anton September 4, 2003
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husband kisses

an abrupt kiss given by a husband to a wife while the wife is talking to silence her momentarily
Wife: "Michael, can you blah blah blah...."
Husband: swift kiss to the wife to shut her up and then continues playing video games
Wife: "I was talking"
Husband: "I was giving wonderful Husband Kisses" and then goes back to playing video games
by hubbynottubby July 19, 2012
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husband-haver

Bob - "That new kid vinny is gay."
Bill- "Yeah, he's such a husband-haver."
by Jert March 12, 2008
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husband-in-law

The prick that married your ex-wife
I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.
by bullet88 August 6, 2009
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Husband Hole

A woman's "Lips", her thing.
Damn! That bitch has a huge husband hole.
by DoodooMan September 23, 2006
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