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Hubert

An ignorant cunt who doesn’t get girls and can’t take a joke .the only things he does in life is sit on his Xbox or ride around in his bike
Hubert is gay cause I said so
by Jeffery was great January 23, 2020
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Hubert

The kind of guy who steals free samples from Sams Club.
Hubert is a retard.
by I.Spit.Bars April 24, 2017
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st. hubert

the best all-girls catholic high school in philly. the school has the biggest spirit & the prettiest girls who know how to get turnt on the weekends. anyone who goes to st. huberts is so lucky. sisterhood cannot be defined, only experienced.
st. hubert high school is the best school in philly!

susie hubert day at st. hubert is the best day of the year!
by ylrak17 July 19, 2017
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hubert

A cubic mouthful. i.e. Unit of volume.
Bluto Blutarsky squeezed a hubert of mashed potatoes on the preppy.

I'd estimate her naturals to be a couple of huberts.
by sswo May 21, 2011
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Huberous Reptillian

An asshole that induces and feeds off of your negative emotions than you spit on this asshole because of asshole doing this to you and making you feel like absolute shit throughout the day from the feeding off of the negative emotions "ALL DAY" another tool word, than ignorant asshole doesn't know what's up with you or why you spit on this asshole in the first place.
Hey I'm just going to latch onto your spinal cord in the 4th dimension and scum suck negative emotions from you all day because your a lesser being. And now that you have spit on me I feel inferior/superior another Reptillian characteristic.. and now I am going to react immaturely and make this lesser being brain dead, send him to hell and turn him from a Man into a Grey. I am fucking awesome right? I have to be I am a Reptillian.. NOT! Huberous Reptillian
by It 1111 November 7, 2013
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huberis

Strong words meant to deter top employees from leaving the mothership. "Knucklehead" is often a term of choice during the course of the conversation.
You got a dressing-down from the SVP of Eng? That happened to me when I left too; don't worry -- it's just Huberis. He actually supports your decision.
by jdmc October 1, 2008
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Huber

A guy who knows literally nothing about anything and loves to hate on stuff you know about. Even something as common as Aqua Teen Hunger Force raises his eyebrows and evokes a comment about how I waste my time.
Normal Person: "Hey did you guys see the Family Guy Blue Harvest, Star Wars episode? It was great!!"

Huber: "Whats Family Guy? You guys are nerds. Stop wasting your time with crap and be more like me. Fairport rules!!"
by Buckflanigan McGillicutty January 22, 2008
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