Horton hears a snitch

The domestically abused brother of Horton from the popular Dr. Suess book "Horton hears the who". He was arrested for the murder of their abusive father. 3 days later Horton notified the police, and the brother was arrested at 4:32 am on December 11 of 2017. Ever since that day the brother hates snitches

When Horton hears a snitch a bitch about to be shot

by Defult dan the meme man December 9, 2018

Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.

Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me

by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024

Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?

by Elephantus October 1, 2011

Horton’s Hurler

When you get so angry at the not-so-quick service at your not-so-favorite restaurant that you feel compelled to drop your drawers at the counter, take a dump and hurl it at the undeserving clerk. Can be followed up by wiping your ass with a napkin, if necessary, and hurling the results across the counter.

I was so pissed about the fact that my eggs were over medium rather than over easy that I had to treat the clerk to a Horton’s Hurler.

by Honey Porcupine June 6, 2018

Max Horton

a person who was born white, but over time with black people and track; turned himself black on the inside and out. He will now be referred to Requis Jenkins

Yo that max horton is a real wigger

by dogsrUS47licktheballsack April 10, 2017

horton high

The congregation of americans who truly want to be Canadians but cannot accept the fact that they never will be.

Olive Oil Stanley:Horton high

by Olive Oil Stanley September 17, 2010

mark horton

The nicest boy you will ever meet. Mark is so sweet all of the time and will never let you down. He is smart, has the cutest dimples, everrrr 😍, and looks super good in a collared shirt 😏 ! Idk what you would do without him because he is the best friend that you could ever have.

Oh that Mark Horton is so cute !

by dontstalkmepleasethanks May 14, 2015