Hooptie RC1 Beta

The technological and psychological predecessor to "the hooptie." It is extremely shitty, but since it is a beta, is also very unstable. It has too much power for it's own good, tyres worn on one side and the ability to drive on it's side using two wheels and not flip over.

WE WERE DRIVING ON TWO WHEELS! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I COULD SEE THE GROUND OUT MY WINDOW!! Hooptie RC1 beta is the reincarnation of Zues's throbbing dick!

by LordNikon9001 March 19, 2009

Mama's hoopty wagon

A vehicle of poor condition that teenagers use which usually belongs to their mom.

"Dude, that chick's car sucks."
"Yeah, she thinks shes all cool sporting her mama's hoopty wagon"

by D-Lo May 13, 2005

hoopty ass conversion

A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle

"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."

by lbb April 2, 2007

His whip was a janckty hoopty.

(Total translation) His car (whip) was a stupid (janckty) poo-poo car (hoopty).

Joe: Why, Jane, have you seen Mark's new car?
Jane: Yeah, homie. His whip was a janckty hoopty.
Joe: I understand you completely. Let's go toss eggs at that jalopy.

by Womanof MassDestruction October 29, 2007

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc

Today it can be any car or vehicle used as personal transportation. But it was originally used to refer to classic 70's or 80's era large American cars (impalas, new yorkers, towne cars and so on...), usually found in the ghetto and in poor condition, that has been "pimped out" with garish paint, animal print interiors, wheels too large or too small and so on. They are often roomy, comfortable worn-out gas-guzzlers.

Man that hooptie ride is bitchin.

The tail pipe fell off my hooptie.

by fluxdelux August 11, 2004

Hooptie

1. (Noun) A car (usually older) in a run-down state due to the owner not having the money to fix it.

2. (Noun) A 'legacy' car passed down as the owner gets a newer car. Older teens will pass it on to younger siblings as well. In the military, hoopties can go through many owners as people are posted to and away from a base.

(Example, an Army sergeant in 1990 bought a hooptie from a soldier leaving Germany. He sold that car to another when he was posted elsewhere in 1992. He then was reposted back to that same unit in 1994 and was able to buy the same car back.)

"Dude, I bet you're stoked about the new car! I know it was embarrassing driving around in your brother's old hooptie."

by anonymous January 9, 2025

Hooptie Honda Hoe

Hooptie Honda Hoe
/Hoop/Tee/Hoe

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noun/adjective
1.
a single distinct meaningful word used to descripe a level 2 hood rat known as a (possum) in her thirties , used with others (or sometimes alone) to form a hot box typically and most often in the ghetto known as the hood .
synonyms:Honda Hoot, Possum Pussy, Whored Accord ; More

verb
1.
(Honda Hoeing).
"she honda hoes her hooter in a particularly ironic way"

synonyms: Honda Hooting, Pussy Possum Popping, Acura Couch Hating, Bologna Envy; More

exclamation
INFORMAL
1.
used to express the next genertaion of hood rat.
"“ That Hooptie Honda Hoe hootered her honda in one dangerous way within the Hood while Pussy Possum Popping.”

“The whored Accord .”"

by alqatumawa March 27, 2019