honkey konk

The sound a donkey makes when it gets hit by a truck.

Holy crap...could you hear that honkey konk, we must have hit that donkey pritty hard.

by Kody Peters March 25, 2008

honkey takeover

When whites take over a neighborhood, making everybody else move out.

Woman: My rent just went up!
Woman 1: My rent went up too, since those whites move in.
Man: It's a honkey takeover!

by honkeydefinitionabsolutefact April 9, 2008

Honkey Ponkey

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

honkey kats

The name given to the Posterman side kicks. They are hot chicks, who like to party and organise mayhem and mischief.......their leader is wah wah wah

the infamous honkey kats organised mayhem in hells kitchen, trashed the back packers and made it out with the liquor, when there backs were against the wall..........

by Mayor of gothom city November 16, 2004

HookeyBob

To catch a ride up a snow covered road by grabbing the bumper of an unsuspecting car and hang on allowing your feet to slide underneath you in a sitting position

I HookeyBobed a ride home out of the post office parking lot.

by BigHub74 December 25, 2011

honkey muppet

A Caucasian infant.

Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.

by Thebundys April 19, 2023

wonkey honkey

(Noun/Adverb)

1. A wonkey honkey is the whitest dumbshit you may ever meet.

2. When the honkey cracker is being weird as fuck.

Sam, stop being a wonkey honkey you fucktard hamzilla.

by Murderous_mayo_munchkins April 30, 2021