hooved up

a wrinkle or bump in any material exhibiting symmetry.

Wow, there is a big hooved up place in the road!

by PC September 1, 2004

Hooded Gas Mask

When a female farts and catches the gases into her vagina and then sits on a unexpecting males face and releases the gases

Natasha totally got back at her ex for cheating on her by giving him a hooded gas mask

by Nic83 November 10, 2014

hooded

Uncircumcised, intact, unmutilated by surgery.

When Steve dropped trou in the locker room, we could all see he was hooded.

by john-o-rama July 6, 2006

hooded root

Another term to describe an uncircumcised male penis...like the foreskin forms a hood which needs to be pulled back to expose the cheesy head.

"As the saying goes among most strippers...if the root has a hood, it's no good!"

"Hooded root will cause instant loss of female sex drive."

by Erika Butler June 20, 2008

Dual Hooked

To attach one object/person to another object/person while playing Just Cause 2 using the Dual Hook.

I just Dual Hooked that guy to a gas canister.

by Movura January 21, 2010

hooked nose

An extremely off centered nose

"Hooked nose" is defined in the story below:
Senor Tomaso Padilla, the anal conqistador of Spain, had his nose hooked six inches to the left because he insulted someone

by Poopypoopoo696969 December 18, 2016

Hooked

When a substance or person has you hooked.

Same as your shirt getting hooked to a lose nail, if you stop and un-hook yourself you will be freed, and dont have to go back to that nail. But can choose to do so at ones free will.

by Eliz in Reno, NV March 7, 2010