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anal holocaust

To dump a load so big that it forms a pyramid several inches above the toilet's water line, often has the consistency of cement fresh from the cement truck. Can also be molten lava that explodes from your asshole, spraying the underside of the toilet seat. The horrible smell causes paint to peel off the bathroom walls and all of the house plants to wilt.
That poor bastard who walked into men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal holocaust.
by crapholio August 21, 2005
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New Zealand Holocaust

The term to describe the massive native population decline in New Zealand. 25 percent of New Zealand college graduates have fled New Zealand, and nearly 20 percent of adult working age New Zealanders do not live in New Zealand. 1000 New Zealanders a week move to Australia to make significantly more money and life better lives in cities that are not crime ridden, tall poppy syndrome ridden, road to nowhere hellholes that exist in New Zealand. 1% of the New Zealand population leaves its country each year.
Did you see that new guy at work? He's a New Zealander.
Yes, he's the fifth New Zealander I've seen today. They are all coming over here because there's nothing in New Zealand but sheep and crime ridden cities. It's like a New Zealand Holocaust over there.
by MARIO VAN FEEBLES June 16, 2011
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East Duck Hollow

place. A town in Alberta, Canada, home to both the Memorial Cup winning Canards and their cross-town rivals the Screaming Raptures, with a rich and vibrant past, a violent present, and a glorious future. Site of the third-largest ethylene recycling plant on the tundra and the fifth tallest water tower on the planet this "Gateway To The Heart of Rimbey" is perfectly placed to reap the benefits of the coming world hydroethylene shortage.

A maze of cunning cul-de-sacs leads tourists on a circuitous path past an interesting procession of lemonade stands in summer and frozen waffle tables in winter.

Tourists can watch the bicephalicducks wallow on the settling ponds or visit the Canadian Fossil Museum where Kenny Shields and Mike Reno host "Sleep With A Dinosaur Night" every Friday.

Twice voted "Small Towne Of The Centurey" by the local creative spelling club Duck Hollow has a rich history of social conservativism as well as a Wacky-Wednesday at the Veterans of the Legion Hall where ethnic dress is encouraged.

A memorial gibbet placed in the centre of the main roadway honours the memory of the last survivor of the Hutterite Wars, Glen Hofer.

While too small and out of the way to attract major touring bands, Duck Hollow hosts a music festival each summer "Ethylene Feedstock" which has featured such tribute bands as The Guess Whose, Michael Jack's Son, Doctor's Hooker, Bond-Jovi Bond, and oddly enough, U2.

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Sure could go for a delicious waffle and a game of cribbage this morning!

Well then, East Duck Hollow is the place for you! Do you got your GPS to get through all them cul-de-sacs?
by gnostic1 November 26, 2011
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by shane bratcher February 17, 2004
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Holo

A beautiful aray of rainbow inside of silver. When your move the holo object side to side it creates a mind blowing rainbow right befor your eyes.
OMG that board is holo.
by alexbeck126 September 1, 2017
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Rapeshow Holocaust

The extreme pinnacle of terribleness reached in a given situation. Usually involves a trifecta of injury, nakedness, and drunkeness. Similar (yet vastly more extreme) than the "Shitshow", the Rapeshow Holocaust can be used in an ironic sense. It's horrifyingly painful to watch, but at the same time outlandishly hilarious. When a person defies all that you hold morally dear in an often naked and drunken display causing harm to others, you know you have witnessed a Rapeshow Holocaust.
"Last night Bob got inhumanly plastered and drove away every good looking girl at the party with his lewd gestures and remarks before getting naked and falling out a second story window."

"Dude... sounds like a Rapeshow Holocaust."
by That'sjusttheworst November 30, 2009
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West Duck Hollow

place. Isolated hamlet in Alberta, Canada, that, fueled by high profits, fueled by high ethylene prices, has been riding high on the hog without the sponsorship of big gravel. Free from the doldrumic influence of East Duck Hollow since the partition of 1948 the vibrant citizenry of West Duck Hollow have been kindling the fires of progress in their matchless march to the future of petrochemical dominance-related carbon-footprinting. It is a place free from zoning restrictions where people can occupy a public park with tents, signage, muffins, and no clear purpose.

Clear cutting by a forward-thinking Tourism Council allows views of Ponoka, from which the Rocky Mountains can be seen. An interpretive center is planned for the tourist kiosk which is planned for the fall of 2015.

Lumberjack competitions and fencing exhibitions, often between gangs of tree-toughs from the various hamlets in the greater Duck Hollow region, provide much of the business at the local medical office.

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West Duck Hollow sure has some pretty vistas. You can sure see that this is a place that owns some nice Ethylene deposits and doesn't depend on gravel sluicing for its tax dollars.
by gnostic1 December 27, 2011
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