1.He thinks he can twice
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
21. Anything beats braking up with him
22. he only cries on the inside
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
21. Anything beats braking up with him
22. he only cries on the inside
by Corie August 25, 2003
Get the homsar mug.the stage between thinking you are gay and admitting it to yourself.
happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.
it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.
happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.
it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.
person 1: "jason had sex with so many girls.. i didn't know he was gay."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."
by knifeaudition June 11, 2006
Get the fuck himself straight mug.Chris Raab, credited frequently as Raab Himself, born May 21, 1980 in Willow Grove, Pennsylvania is an active crew member of Viva la Bam and appeared frequently in MTV's Jackass. As a part of the original Jackass crew, Raab also appears in numerous CKY movies which were a "co-precursor" for the MTV series. Hobbies include mountain biking and shitting on camera.
His unique moniker is credited to his close friend Bam Margera, who is often seen punching or slapping Raab throughout the various TV series.
His unique moniker is credited to his close friend Bam Margera, who is often seen punching or slapping Raab throughout the various TV series.
by benzophenone January 11, 2005
Get the raab himself mug.A doggy style sex position utilized by men whose stomachs have become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomachs hang down covering their genitals (see also "Awning"). The man hoists his belly onto the back of his partner, thus exposing his genitals and permitting him to have sex.
by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008
Get the Belly Hoist mug.the equivalent to "pulling a steve timmons", its when you pull your pants down and try to take a shit outside, but miss the ground and shit in your pants horribly... out of the kabillion miles of the earth, how the hell do you miss the ground?
steve, you silly faggit... you dont need to show us your sir shits himself, you take the crown by a mile
by abbla April 15, 2005
Get the sir shits himself mug.A rambling, white, egg shaped Homestar being, defended primarily by Kerrek. It has been said that, despite his java-induced childhood, he managed to gain a title as a song from the sixties, and has gained the respect of the peach community.
by Tzar Trusk March 18, 2003
Get the Homsar mug.1. America's favourite blue midget Homestar.
2. Captain of the Gravy Train.
3. Raised by a cup of coffee.
4. Is a song from the sixties.
5. Is also the ghost of Christmas past.
6. This get-up is his get-down.
7. Came just in time for the murder mystery.
8. Is 1 million ladies tall.
9. The original ladies man.
10. Practises legitimate business.
11. Director of the super-short play "Butt's Twelve by Pies," featuring a superstar cast of such greats as Lighting and Set Decoration.
12. Wants to know when he can start the Jeffersons.
13. Is open for interpretation.
14. You gotta get yours, he gotta get his.
15. A trendy totebag.
16. His cheese is 50 cent.
17. His easter pants are way too tight.
18. Is a little light in the leftovers.
2. Captain of the Gravy Train.
3. Raised by a cup of coffee.
4. Is a song from the sixties.
5. Is also the ghost of Christmas past.
6. This get-up is his get-down.
7. Came just in time for the murder mystery.
8. Is 1 million ladies tall.
9. The original ladies man.
10. Practises legitimate business.
11. Director of the super-short play "Butt's Twelve by Pies," featuring a superstar cast of such greats as Lighting and Set Decoration.
12. Wants to know when he can start the Jeffersons.
13. Is open for interpretation.
14. You gotta get yours, he gotta get his.
15. A trendy totebag.
16. His cheese is 50 cent.
17. His easter pants are way too tight.
18. Is a little light in the leftovers.
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"Caramel corn for president, please."
"It's time for tasteball."
"If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him?"
"Caramel corn for president, please."
"It's time for tasteball."
"If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him?"
by Homsar Runner August 16, 2007
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