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Hobart

The act of being emo, a pussy, or all around self-pity.
"Dude, this tattoo stings like a mofo"
"Quit being such a Hobart, suck it up"
by xxcHARMingxx June 26, 2009
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hobag in a grobag

wannabe jailbait. brrrrrrrrrrrrrap.
"that girl is too young to be wearing such a fannypelmet"
"i concur. she's such a hobag in a grobag."
by pixie debauchee April 21, 2007
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Taco Hoarder

The fat friend that always tags along with your group of "real" friends. The taco hoarder's goal is to see how much free food he can get off the other people in the group.
Tom: So... you going to finish that burrito,George?
George: I haven't even taken a bite of it yet you stupid Taco Hoarder.
Tom: How about the-
George: No, you can't have the churros either.
by Jack Eds August 20, 2006
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HOBAN

HOBAN a Place Where whores are not welcome. a movement to keep nasty ho's out of your neighborhood.
Part of the problem in hollywood is they don't have a star Hoban To keep the dance clubs clean and free of skanky ho's.
by laup hotib February 5, 2010
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hobassin

A hobo who is also an assassin.
Joe became a hobassin so he could avoid taxes but still make money.
by fums63 August 30, 2009
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Sack hoarder

One who hoards the entire sack, not just one testicle or just the scrotam.
To be considered this, you must hoard sack on a regular basis, for selfish reasons only.
That tyler is such a sack hoarder.
Tyler, the sack hoarder, just cant get enough sack in one helping!
That sack hoarder, Tyler, has sucha large accumulation of sack; its rediculous!
by Senior Weiner January 26, 2009
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app hoarder

a person (or other mystical being) that has many apps on their phone or other devices such as an iPod touch, for one or more of the following reasons:

1) its was a FREE app, *don't we just all love freebies!?*
2) a friend suggested it, and you wanted to be a "good friend" so didn't say no
3) it has some practical use... *whatever "practical" means to you*
4) you have no life, other than your phone, and it must be provide everything that it necessary for human survival, which does not exclude pleasures such as drinks, sex, and vibrating stimulus
5) you have seen an advertisement and heard "there's an app for that" and then downloaded it just to see what it was actually like
insertnamehere: Why do you have soooo many apps on your phone!!!!!???

deletnamehere: I don't know, stop scrolling through all my pages of apps!

insertnamehere: You are ridiculous!! I can't believe you're an app hoarder!! :P
by egg7 October 22, 2010
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