peripheral hearing

The act of having a converstaion and selectively eaves dropping on another

"yes"... I did hear what you were saying, and "no" I wasn't talking to you! My peripheral hearing was on.

by wine lady February 3, 2010

Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

by imthatawesome September 29, 2010

Hearing the birds

Being so obsessed or engaged in a certain activity that you stay up all night, only being jolted back to reality when you hear the singing of the morning birds outside.

He played COD so long he started hearing the birds.

They were making out all night until they started hearing the birds.

by Ghost Cadet November 24, 2010

haring

last name of a person to cherish. he/she is loyal af and will stay by you through thick and thin.

i love the Haring’s

by Pinkcupcakes128 December 8, 2017

hearing yanny

Horrible virus spread across the globe my god how atroshious

Person1 I hear yanny
Person2 call a doctor! Hes hearing yanny
Person3 piece of shit *beats up person1
Person4 everyone help!
Whole country proceeds to kick the shit out of person1

by Jackaroo richard draco mayhew June 12, 2018

hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.

Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.

by SadCandy56 June 4, 2018

slurred hearing

An excuse for not answering someone especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I'm sorry I did not hear you. I have slurred hearing.

by Pedro Dido February 10, 2010