Crab Holing

The act of fucking numerous girls that have bad cases of crabs.

John: Damn, Jake is crab holing, and he doesn't even know it!

Bill: Shit, I feel for him. I heard Jill and Ann both have crabs!!

by Niggar Ale August 25, 2011

Hosing off the back porch

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you

He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick

by Huser February 3, 2007

hoein

When you put your boyfriend or girlfriend before you other friends.

Friend1:Man, Did you see Savannahs myspace top? She put chris before us.

Friend2: I know ! She's hoein !

by Emishhbabee April 21, 2010

alien hominid

A gender neutral alien from an anonymous planet with yellow-tinted skin and huge, dark-colored eyes. Very defensive and dangerous. Capable of killing and mutilating. Be very cautious when sighting one.

The alien hominid hungrily tore the FBI agent's head off.

by Scribbler January 8, 2005

hoeing

to be hoed; when someone plays with your emotions, treats you like a rebound or side chick

p(1): Chris was just messaging me telln me he wants me now he with Jen
p(2) : damn g that's fucked up
p(3) : he hoeing me

by Jujutsu March 14, 2015

Hosing

A Canadian term for goofing off, being an idiot or loser.

Death to everyone is going to come, and it makes hosing much more fun " Bonnie Prince Billy

by PonyUp42303 September 7, 2017

hoeing out

When your usally not a hoe but one or two days of the week you "hoe out"

"Damn Darlene was really hoeing out this week."

"Yeah did you hear? She lost her voice."

by tacome August 21, 2016