Flemish hitch-hiker

When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.

"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"

by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009

Alabama Trailer Hitch

When a person with a pony tail inserts it completely into the anal canal of a willing participant. The instertee then clenches the anus while moving forward so as to pull the inserter along.

David Rear wanted the rare and mystical alabama trailer hitch, so he fed his long greasy pony tail deep into the anus of his willing girlfriend and proceeded to urge her forward motion. Incidentally, this resulted in rug burn.

by Billy Hitchcock January 7, 2009

ball hitch

A ball-shaped metal attachment used to attach a trailer or some other item for towing purposes.

Boy i tell yeu whut. . 'at gal could suck th'chrome offa ball hitch.

by joe bob mccracken April 1, 2004

Siamese Hitch Hiking

A sexual practice in which both partners simultaneously insert their thumbs into each others' rectums.

"I was having sex with my girlfriend, and then she wanted to try siamese hitch hiking."

by meaniedevilface September 3, 2012

Toe Hitch

When a man with abnormally large big toes inserts one into another mans asshole.

Sometimes toe hitching is used to successfully push hemerroids back in.

Jeff toe hitched Ray in the pool.

by Toasty Faggot July 8, 2018

Ohio hitch

(n.) In hay farming, when one of the strings around a rectangular bale breaks, a means of fixing it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string on one end of the bale, running the string along the top of the bale, and tying the other end to the intact string on the other end of the bale.

Hey, that idiot Jason broke a bale. Do you remember how to use the /Ohio Twist?

That's not what it's called, you dunce. It's the Ohio hitch, and you do it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string along one end of the bale, wrapping the string along the top of the bale, and then, after you compact the bale with your elbows, tying the other end of the string to the intact string on the other side of the bale.

by RamRancher20 August 11, 2023

Trailer Hitch

The bulge that results when a man dressing in Drags tucks his package too far back and it pops out from behind whenever he bends over

"Yo, check out the Trailer Hitch on that Britany...homie could tow my snowmobile!"

by Uncle McFlirty October 29, 2023