A healthitarian is not the equivalent of a vegetarian, nor is it the equivalent vegan. A healthitarian is one who does not consume anything that could be hazardous to ones health. Be it meat, dairy, or products with harmful ingredients and/or preservatives, a healthitarian will stay away from it all. A true healthitarian strives to eat, mainly, organic fruit, vegetables and beans that grow, are prepared and delivered to the end consumer naturally (without growth hormones or any man-made/unhealthy additives). Home-made juices/smoothies (without sugar or any other additives)(Just fruit, vegetables, or other naturally-occurring healthy foods) are good for you too!
Katie: Here, eat this dead cow meat!
Travis: No thank you, Katie. I don't eat meat, or anything for that matter with growth hormones, saturated fat, trans fat...
Katie: Want some utter-juice?
Travis: Thanks for asking, but I don't drink that stuff; again, trans and saturated fat.
Katie: What kind of fast-food do you eat?
Travis: Actually, I don't eat fast-food. Only un-modified, fresh fruits, vegetables, tree-nuts or beans that do not have any unhealthy additives put into or on them whatsoever.
Katie: What about some of this candy?
Travis: Check those labels out: tartrazine, other artificial colours and flavours, all of that sugar.. Well, simply put, no.
Katie: You'll have some pop, won't you?
Travis: Glucose-fructose (high fructose corn syrup), sugar, caffeine... Definately not!
Katie: Why won't you eat or drink any of that stuff?
Travis: Because I am a healthitarian. And it's okay that you're not, I still love you, you're awesome, but I am always happy to see people becoming more health-conscious!
Katie: Being a healthitarian sounds marvelous, but doesn't the food taste bland?
Travis: Not at all; you don't need toxic ingredients like monosodium glutamate to have food taste delicious! There are many wonderful-tasting, organic, healthy, natural and nutritious types of food out there, I can help you find them if you want!
Katie: That sounds spectacular, I'll become a healthitarian right away! Thank you so much for telling me about this amazing life-style!
Travis: No thank you, Katie. I don't eat meat, or anything for that matter with growth hormones, saturated fat, trans fat...
Katie: Want some utter-juice?
Travis: Thanks for asking, but I don't drink that stuff; again, trans and saturated fat.
Katie: What kind of fast-food do you eat?
Travis: Actually, I don't eat fast-food. Only un-modified, fresh fruits, vegetables, tree-nuts or beans that do not have any unhealthy additives put into or on them whatsoever.
Katie: What about some of this candy?
Travis: Check those labels out: tartrazine, other artificial colours and flavours, all of that sugar.. Well, simply put, no.
Katie: You'll have some pop, won't you?
Travis: Glucose-fructose (high fructose corn syrup), sugar, caffeine... Definately not!
Katie: Why won't you eat or drink any of that stuff?
Travis: Because I am a healthitarian. And it's okay that you're not, I still love you, you're awesome, but I am always happy to see people becoming more health-conscious!
Katie: Being a healthitarian sounds marvelous, but doesn't the food taste bland?
Travis: Not at all; you don't need toxic ingredients like monosodium glutamate to have food taste delicious! There are many wonderful-tasting, organic, healthy, natural and nutritious types of food out there, I can help you find them if you want!
Katie: That sounds spectacular, I'll become a healthitarian right away! Thank you so much for telling me about this amazing life-style!
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A combination of the word 'heavy' and 'virtualized'. Used to shorten a discussion with high-level IT executives for the purpose of sounding fancy.
CIO: "We are planning to add 70 servers to our environment and would like to buy some Linux to build our applications."
Jeff: "Interesting. Will this environment be heavalized?"
CIO: "What?"
Jeff: "Will it be heavily virtualized? Heavalized?"
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CIO: "What?"
Jeff: "Will it be heavily virtualized? Heavalized?"
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Health Goths wear spandex on the outside ‘cause artificial is how they feel on the inside. Subverting the mainstream, color-centric corporate gym culture, Health Goths cleverly plaster their bodies in black & white and inverted Nike, Reebok, and adidas logos.
Common Health Goth accessories include premium brand bottled water, mesh, and Fields of Nephilim jogging playlists.
Health Goths wear spandex on the outside ‘cause artificial is how they feel on the inside. Subverting the mainstream, color-centric corporate gym culture, Health Goths cleverly plaster their bodies in black & white and inverted Nike, Reebok, and adidas logos.
Common Health Goth accessories include premium brand bottled water, mesh, and Fields of Nephilim jogging playlists.
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