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helpless

The way you feel when you meet Alexander Hamilton. Especially for Elizabeth Schuyler.
Eliza: Boy you got me helpless. Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless. (...) You walked in and my heart went boom. (...) Grab my sister and whisper "Yo this one's mine."
by Hamilton fan March 15, 2017
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Texas Helper

A lightweight, ornamental chain linking a Prince Albert to a perineum (or "taint") piercing. Texas Helpers can provide the support and guidance needed when making use of the areas surrounding these types of piercing.
I can't count how many times my Texas Helper has helped me navigate out of a sticky situation.
by trön June 13, 2017
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hamburger helper

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.
Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.
by |< |3 July 16, 2006
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Passenger's Helper

A beer, usually drank because of the way a certain driver is known to drive.
Passenger: What, Scott's driving again?? I'm going to need another passenger's helper.
by Steely O' Neely April 5, 2009
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Helpy Helpington

An individual who ceaselessly dispenses unsolicited advice.
The longest tenured employee of the company who can tell you the correct way to do any job because he's done them all. Helpy Helpingtons are usually content to blend into their environment but when an opportunity arises for them to show their expertise they are compelled to impose their solution on you. "Nobody likes a Helpy Helpington."
by Baby mufuckin Spanky October 17, 2008
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Hamburger Helper

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.
Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
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last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.
The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.
by jpg3 December 24, 2012
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