Eliza: Boy you got me helpless. Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless. (...) You walked in and my heart went boom. (...) Grab my sister and whisper "Yo this one's mine."
by Hamilton fan March 15, 2017
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by trön June 13, 2017
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The longest tenured employee of the company who can tell you the correct way to do any job because he's done them all. Helpy Helpingtons are usually content to blend into their environment but when an opportunity arises for them to show their expertise they are compelled to impose their solution on you. "Nobody likes a Helpy Helpington."
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Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
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The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.
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