horny Heffer

A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.

oi mate, look at the size of that horny heffer. i bet she would like a dick up her ass

by sperma toadle August 21, 2010

buffalo heffer

an extremely large chic....

that chic Travis screwed sure was a buffalo heffer.

by Jedley November 1, 2007

Akihiro Hefferman

if ur name is this, ur lowkey annoying asf, get a life ur not cool, u have no freinds, ur a fatherless child.

Akihiro Hefferman is an annoying as bxtch

by Akihiro Hefferman March 18, 2022

hefer

A slang meaning toward a female. Usually implying that the person is mean or rude.

Dang, Krissy was rude acting like she owned the place. That hefer.

by connotationqueen May 21, 2015

heffer111

A man that likes it up the ass.

I like it like heffer111.

by notrct1221 July 6, 2003

Heffernan

A stuttering, mysterious Sears bound lad. Commonly goes by "cashier." Known for his dry humored jokes, and loves hitting on the babes. Tosh.0 is his love and finds pleasure and gets off to his good friend matt. Gets red on command and sweats profusely

Oh would you look at what Heffernan is doing now.

by John D. Ledwigh June 5, 2011

Heffer

a dumb nasty fat bitch

i hate that heffer

by erqui13 June 20, 2008