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Hecker

Wannabe hackers on Kik who's actions and thought process leave you saying "What the heck"
Me: *Hecks the heck out of everyone*

Nocte: It's the heckers

Me:

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by W3RD2 November 15, 2020
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River Heckling

To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."
1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.

2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.
by Slipkid July 18, 2006
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Hecka

(HECKK-UHH)
Hecka is word that was originated in NorCal as a more subtle way of saying "Hella".
If you don't know what "Hella/Hecka" means, it is another way of saying "very", "really", or "so".
It is very often used much more often then just for those three words as a replacement.
When said jokingly, people will also say "Heck Of" instead of "Hecka".
"Hecka" is probably the sole most annoying word to say around people from out of Northern California.
If you say "Hecka" around people from other states often, they get annoyed really quick and generally, absolutely suck at trying to use the word correctly... but it is fun to watch them fail miserably at using an awesome word.
It can also be used at the end of a sentence, even though it my sound a little weird, it is still accepted unlike "very", "really", and "so".
Dude that's hecka awesome.

You're hecka gay.

I know, sucks hecka.

I bought a hecka lot of donuts this morning fool.

It sucked hecka bad.
by Casey Schoch May 8, 2008
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heckler

1 - an idiot who feels the compelling need to be an asshole.
2 - one who insults and harrasses others to feel better about oneself.
3 - see asslantern
Trance stuck an entire helium tank up the ass of the heckler at FnS.
by TranceStep441 April 11, 2003
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Heckler and Koch

In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards…But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you.

At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you.

Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one.And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator.

By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.

Buy our stuff.

Sincerely

HK Marketing DepartmentHK. Because you suck. And we hate you.
Ze Heckler and Koch G36 did not lose eets zero, joo ah just not TEUTONIC OPERATOR eenuff to use our superior German engineering. NEIN EET EEZ NOT MELTING, ZAT IS SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN.
by Hans, HK marketing. July 10, 2009
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Happy Heckler

Robert Szasz, a transplanted Torontonian now living in Clearwater, FL and a season ticket holder of the Tampa Bay Rays, Tampa Bay Lightning, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You can pick his voice out of the crowd during a Rays game when he heckles opponents of the opposition. Never uses profanity, but some players have found him to be annoying.
Damnit, Vernon Wells just struck out. Must of been distracted by the Happy Heckler.
by thebaseballguy222222 August 15, 2008
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disability heckler

Someone who harasses or embarrasses an individual with a disability out in public view.
One who makes taunting remarks about someones disability.
The man talking to that guy over there in the wheelchair is a disability heckler.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 18, 2008
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