Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

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what people who constantly drink monster energy drink are going to have soon

Hey you, reading this! I know you're genuinely addicted to monster but please drink some water, I don't want you to get a heart attack. <3

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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A thing that happends to you if you eat alot of sugar i think and when you get scared and when you have a Heart attack you mostly die i guess, By the way Kira Yoshikage calls his stand (Named Sheer Heart Attack) Heart attack.

I got a heart attack bc my mother entered to my room

by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 3, 2021

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Heart Attack Snow

Snow that is so heavy when shoveling that older people overexert themselves which is more likely to cause a heart attack

"Be careful, that could be heart attack snow outside!"

by OG_UD March 12, 2026

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italian heart attack

Fried lasagna

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack

by LuigiNumberOne April 23, 2018

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Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.

*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!

by Tyris9 April 9, 2021

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