A word made up by the CEO of a large corporation to entice employees into performing a health risk assessment. A way to stratify premiums for crappy health insurance offered to employees.
Hey Rodney, you think I should get involved in the healthification program?
Probably not Dave, they found out I was a fat ass and jacked up my insurance premiums. Also the name of that program itself sounds retarded .
Probably not Dave, they found out I was a fat ass and jacked up my insurance premiums. Also the name of that program itself sounds retarded .
by Not Rodney March 1, 2021
Get the healthification mug.Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.
1: "How is your hangover?"
2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."
1:"What are you talking about?"
2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."
1: "Jesus! Did it work?"
2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"
2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."
1:"What are you talking about?"
2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."
1: "Jesus! Did it work?"
2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"
by Slokums June 3, 2010
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In the game Clash of Clans, collector healing is an action caused by mental illness. It's represented by using the healing spell anywhere but where it's useful. For example on collectors or if you're a druid you can use it on the grass.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, life sucks.
Why's that?
I've done Collector Healing today.
Ohh, do you have any mental illness?
I don't know, I'm taking the test today.
Hey, life sucks.
Why's that?
I've done Collector Healing today.
Ohh, do you have any mental illness?
I don't know, I'm taking the test today.
by TheWallovec January 10, 2020
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surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!
bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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by mr lobby March 11, 2009
Get the healing crystal mug.An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.
Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."
by Guvanator December 1, 2010
Get the textual healing mug.ouch Gerrard... I cut my finger....ohh Davie, you'll have to go home and stick that in the healing salve... Ya Gerrard I think my mom has some of that at home....Jesus no Davey, you'll wanna goto town for that
by thecanadiancrazyhorse September 15, 2010
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