health fit

serious concern about the health of your loved ones

"I'm throwing a health fit. Watch yourselves, protect yourselves, just.. don't die, ok? Do not die, you hear me?"

by Krkič March 07, 2020

Health Lottery

Refers to the phenomenon whereby if you live in one postcode in the UK, the National Health Service will pay for some things, but if you live in a different postcode (sometimes even the next postcode over), the NHS will not pay for those same things.

A: Are you going to get your injury looked at by a doctor?
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay

by strawberryutopia August 20, 2013

health prubremiums

What Joe Biden calls healthcare premiums.

Joe Biden said that he plans to save people 2400 dollars a year on their health prubremiums
(Source: State of the Union address 2022)

by crudmonkey March 02, 2022

Metal Health

Well, I'm an axe grinder
Piledriver
Mama says that I never, never mind her
Got no brains
I'm insane
The teacher says that I'm one big pain
I'm like a laser
Six-string razor
I got a mouth like an alligator
I want it louder
More power
I'm gonna rock it till it strikes the hour
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad, all right
Well, I'm frustrated
Outdated
I really want to be overrated
I'm a finder
And I'm a keeper
I'm not a loser and I ain't no weeper
I got the boys
To make the noise
Won't ever let up, hope it annoys you
Join the pack
Fill the crack

Well, now you're here, there's no way back
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Metal health will cure your crazy
Metal health will cure your mad
Metal health is what we all need
It's like a heart attack
Bang your head
Wake the dead
We're all metal mad
It's all you have
So bang your head
And raise the dead, oh yeah
Metal health
It drives you mad, mad, mad, mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Oh, get your straightjackets on tonight, oh
The bad boys are gonna set you right
Oh rock ya, rock ya, rock ya
Bang your head
Metal health will drive you mad
Bang your head

by Death Menace July 09, 2023

Health and wellness

Army/Military term: In BCT or AIT when there’s a (typically) an unannounced check on peoples room/lockers. The drill sergeants are suppose to be looking for mold, etc but they actually just throw everything around in your room in hopes they find food, vapes, etc.

Hey bro get rid of that vape by next week we overheard some drill sergeants talk about a health and wellness sometime next week

by thatf00 April 21, 2022

Health anxiety

Health anxiety is a mental illness which is similar to anxiety, except it's focused on health. For example, you might randomly have a itch U need to scratch. A normal person wouldn't think much about if, but someone with health anxiety might think they have every single type of cancer and that they're gonna die cuz of it.

Guy 1:OH GOD, I CAN FEEL MY HEARTBEAT I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Guy 2: Dude, everyone can feel their heartbeat especially if you focus on it. It's just health anxiety.

by Fekfkek July 19, 2023

a fit of health

he/she/ze is dyin'

Granny is having a fit of health. She may pass real soon.

by mr.tourist January 25, 2021