haverkretd

Haverkretd is all. With haverkretd, everything is possible. All will be haverkretd, and all will be haverkretd, and all manner of things will be haverkretd. Haverkretd -- it's the real thing.

You haverkretd. I haverkretd. We all haverkretd for haverkretd.

by Jeneva June 26, 2004

husband-haver

a homosexual, someone who likes men

Bob - "That new kid vinny is gay."
Bill- "Yeah, he's such a husband-haver."

by Jert March 12, 2008

haverclown

a person from havertown in delaware county PA. they typically sport silly looking facial hair and have hippyish tendencies. they are alway white and well off, and are culturaly sheltered so they have no idea how to behave when outside of their large estates. this results in clownish behavior.

"Who brought all these haverclowns to the party? They are ruining everything."

by ncorbett August 28, 2007

Haverford School

Gayest school in america for many reasons
-pride themselves on being meatheads but are pussies
-think they're awesome because they get with beat radnor girls
-always travel in packs so they don't get jumped because they are pussies
-Only thing that they are somewhat good at is lacrosse which they are still overrated at
-They go to a school that is all guys all the time (guess their into that sort of thing)
-And probably the gayest they were shorts with their shirt and ties which may just be the pussiest, most homosexual, preppiest and thing ever

-THEIR SLOGAN IS "GREAT MINDS, BIG HEARTS, REMARKABLE BOYS"

-enough said

haverford school guy 1"yooo bro you wanna go rip twine with me?"
guy 2 "of course dude, but hey first let's go get with some totally beat radnor, stoga, and irwins chicks so we can feel good about ourselves bro"
guy 1 "aha dude for sure bro"
guy 2 " yeah dude we are soo awesome"
guy 1 " I know right, maybe just you and I can chil tonight you know...alone"
guy 2 "sounds good to me bra. we do go to an all boys school after all"

by Big Hearts, Remarkable Boys May 9, 2009

Haverford School

an organization of the largest pussies you will ever meet. having the most over rated sports teams in inter ac along with the worst teams. often seen traveling in packs with scared looks on their faces and will be seen wearing coats and ties or khakis and a hat carrying a lacrosse stick. scared of all other schools especially cha. love to participate in drug rings in there free time while their faculty makes the front pages. their slogan is preparing boys for life ... i'll leave it at that

haverford school guy 1 : broo do you want to go rip some twine with me
guy 2 : nah bro i'd rather sit in my room and jerk you off cause i go to an all guys school
guy 1 : yeah im just pissed i didn't get accepted to cha just like all my other friends
guy 2 : lets go throw some jacket and ties on so we look preppy
guy 1 : good idea bra that would distract from our vagina looking faces

by preparing boys for life March 12, 2017

HERP HAVER

Someone who is loose sexually and may or may not have genital herpes. Very usful in the fine art of cock blocking.

(guy friend is talking to pretty girl as u walk up). Hey Herp haver its your turn to shoot darts.

by jefffury December 13, 2007

Haverford

AN ALL Boiz skool that is full of gay not hott (except for some) boiz. one boi got suspended for looking at GAY PORN (like two guys) in SCIENCE class.
They also play pocketballs. A game where you punch each other's balls!

Hey John wanna have some fun
Sure, what kind of fun
Oh you know what i mean

by AIS_GRL_WHO DISLIKES HAVEY GUYS April 26, 2005