crepe hanger

In days of old when the dead were laid out in the parlour of the family home, people, either out of respect or superstition, draped all the mirrors and windows of the house with black crepe. Professional "funeral" operators would begin to prepare for this ahead of time as they noted that there were local people nearing death's door. This gave birth to the term, "crepe hanger" to people who are compulsive worriers, anxious about things that have not yet happened. This "tradition" also gave birth to the use of black crepe for the manufacture of ladies’ mourning dresses, men’s hat bands and arm bands, and funeral wreaths

Mothers who are constantly worried and over anxious about their children, husbands etc when they don't get home on time, and in their mind's eye see them in an accident, hospitalized, dead and themselves standing over a gravesite could be considered "crepe hangers."

by Celeste Zugec September 30, 2005

harder

The quality of having more hardness from a comparale object.

This rock is harder than my skin.

by Snugglefuss June 5, 2018

Hargrove

Typically a popular English last name, Hargrove is also a name to call someone by if any of the following applies;

A: good looking/highly attractive.

B: brave.

or C: or just being an awesome person in general.

"oh did you meet that really hot new guy?" "yeah, he's such a hargrove."

by Stealerofwomen August 17, 2009

Harder Daddy Please

When a male and/or female is not fucking fast enough the male and/or female there fucking screams Harder Daddy Please and the person fucking them goes as hard as physically possible until the one being fucked has rolled there eyes back,is drooling,and has cum all over themselve and the partner.

Oh yes daddy. I need more. Harder Daddy Please

by ThicccDaddy-420-69 November 24, 2019

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

hanger-on

A hanger-on is a person often without any friends who follows around popular groups in for example school or at parties/clubs etc. trying to become part of that group.

You're in a group of 6 people, only 5 of them are your friends the other person just follows the group all the time, he's in that case the hanger-on.

by ViagraAddict March 28, 2012

Monkey Hangers

Name given to people from the town of Hartlepool in the North East of England. The reason being during the Napoleonic Wars (around the 1800s) a monkey washed up on the beach at Hartlepool. The unfortunate primate was tried and executed because the locals thought it was French. This is referred to with some misplaced pride now as the town's football club's mascot is called H'Angus the Monkey.

"Hey, did you hear those Monkey Hangers elected their football mascot as their mayor?"

"Well, that's what happens when you live on the wrong side of the Pennines."

by The_Strut November 25, 2004