Hanoi Handjob

A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.

After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

Amsterdam Hankie

To sneeze into someones pubes.

I sneezed on mary's vag. It was Amsterdam Hankie time. She wasn't, uhh, pleased...

by MagusJ September 27, 2009

Hanking

Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

Hanking - Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

by andrea36 August 24, 2008

hankity

extremely paranoid; a deep personal need to quickly find a place to hide, immediately haul ass

Even though, everything was perfectly calm, Jay was hankity and had to drop the bolt cutters, quilkly get back in the truck, lock the doors, and haul ass. Leaving his partner in crime behind totally in the dark.

by TinFoilDaisy September 23, 2008

Hankiest of Handkerchiefs

Meaning 'the best'- The handkerchief that is better than all the rest - usually with a strong attractive pattern / design that makes it the 'Hankiest if Hankerchiefs'

Bob - "Is that blue and burgandy striped handkerchief yours?"
Derek - "Yeah, it's my favourite"
Bob - "Well it sure is a nice looking one"
Derek "It's the Hankiest of Handkerchiefs"

by Hank chief March 15, 2009

Hankin'

Masterbating over a picture of someone you hate.
It is widely believed that this technique embues the wanker with superior wrist action.

Also it is believed that this technique increases torque in the elbow

"I had such a viscious hankin' session over a picture of Adolf Hitler earlier I broke my arm."

by Tommy Hanks May 8, 2009

Hanking Out

Hanking out -
When a guy and a girl insiste there only hanging out but are actually coverng up for sex

Bob: hey Lily wanna hang out this weekend?
Lily: Sure
Sarah: oh please, dont bother lieing we all know your Hanking out

by Merlei the great January 23, 2009