Derek Hamilton

the act of masterbating into a sock

I had to make time for a quick Derek Hamilton before school

by zacxdragon December 6, 2010

hamiana grande

the most famous bestie of them all, stan hamiana grande ❤️

P1: I LOVE this YouTube channel!

P2: whats it called?
P1: hamiana grande, I love their videos!
P1 & P2: stream BOOMBAYAH by blackpink

by theblinkbarbie June 27, 2021

Haamid

A very sexy guy. He has brown eyes and brown hair, built and has a white or slightly tan complexion. Haamid is amazing, perfect to cuddle into, always there, loveable, charming, fun, sweet, the perfect guy. Haamid is also pro at gaming, good at fighting, sometimes a meanie, has his own logic, really fast.

Haamid I love you
Haamid is very cool
Haamid is too cool, he don't need sunglasses
Haamid is Haamid
Haamid went to kfc

by ZLOGIC May 9, 2013

haimish

Quintessentially Jewish, especially in the sense of being homey or folksy. From Yiddish heymish/heimish, "cozy, domestic, home-like."

I've always thought of Fred Meyer as being a sort of haimish Walmart.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020

the hamiltons

Speaks mind, balls of steel, couldn't care less, courage.

I haven't got the Hamiltons to even try that scary shit

by The Ryan Wright May 30, 2019

Bethany Hamilton

Courageous Christian teen surfer from North Shore Kauai who was destined to go pro, until a shark bit off her left arm on Halloween '03
Since the attack, she has continued to compete(and win) major surf contests and also participates in many humanitarian projects

"WOW! did you see that chick rip!? She only has one arm!"

by i love waves September 3, 2005

Hamilton College

A small, highly selective, incredibly kick ass college in upstate New York. Known for its renown writing intensive philosophy and its extaordinarily attractive student body, Hamilton College has been molding some of the brightest and most sexually appealing Americans since 1793. Recently, there has been some confusion about Hamilton's incredibility as a result of Colgate University achieving more popularity as a result of their division I sports programs and flamboyantly assertive and ambiguously homosexual students. Hamilton students simply do not see the need to vocalize their superiority because the fact that they all graduate to become loaded, happy, and influential speaks for itself. Literary revolutionary Ezra Pound, famed psychologist B.F. Skinner, and Jesus Christ are all graduates of Hamilton College.

"Hi, I go to Colgate University."
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the sperm in your mouth. I'm going to go back to Hamilton College and not have sex with my roommate."

by spr1989 January 27, 2007