haneck

said to someone after something unfortunate has happend to them.

- so i'm walking past this boy that i'm into, and i fall flat on my face :$
- haneck!

by katy summer March 25, 2009

Handfire

The process of self satisfaction via masterbating (hand), and the eventual release of seminal fluid (fire) as a result of the act. Note that if "the fire" is not made, the term handfire is not applicable. You would be attemting to make some handfire, but would have not completed the act in the true sense of the term.

"I sprayed her down with a little handfire"

by JordanSPE April 22, 2006

hanell

a cool little bitch that gonna take your man!

Do not play with hanell!

by backupbitches June 17, 2020

Hanf

A nasty gutter slut who fell off the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down. One who closely resembles a cross between an orangutan with down syndrome and the dead girl in the movie, the Ring. One who is married to a unemployed loser who still has yet to come out of the closet. A total slut that will bang, blow, lick, or swallow anything. Anything. An STD-ridden individual with obvious herpes sores on her face (yeah, those aren't chapped lips guys). A total loser who has no friends. An awful wife that has, and will continue to cheat on her husband with anyone. Anyone. A genetic anomaly. A complete and utter failure at life. A Jew.

Is that Gollum??? Oh, never mind... its just a Hanf.

Yo dude, I heard you banged a Hanf last night... you should totally get yourself checked out before that rash spreads to your face.

by KimboSliceYo April 2, 2009

Hanellin

To be absolutely amazing, so wonderful and all around gorgeous.Jewish. A Hanellin is someone who is so great and kind to others. They also make everyday so great. They make the ends of days the best no matter how bad it is at the end a Hanellin makes everything seem so amazing. Every morning after meeting a hanellin you'll wish you could be with them forever. once they appear in your life they change you forever. They will mean everything to you. so if you meet a Hanellin dont ever let them pass you by.

i wish was with a Hanellin.

by mackattackjohnson May 7, 2011

Hanes

brand of underwear
also a company owned by Sara Lee

While Johnny always wears FTL boxer briefs, Billy always wears Hanes tighty-whities.

by francium June 11, 2006

4 HANDFULS

- when you come upon something so massive/great/epic/awesome/amazing/incredible THAT you need 4 HANDFULS to grasp its power.

- when a chicks ass is so massive that you need 4 HANDFULS to contain it.

- when something is more than you can get with just your lesser 2 Hands

- this is 4 HANDFULS of awesomness

- in the movie The Spirit, Eva Mendes, was a perfect example of
4 HANDFULS

- goddamn i wish i had 2 more hands

by Mr. Eddie January 19, 2009