Jasper Haney

A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.

The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.

by Sayanna Ted January 12, 2010

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The Alexis Haney

In days long past, in a time in the not so far and distant future, there existed a man who went by many names; the Alexis, Alexus (Ah-lex-ous), the Alex (Ah-Lex) and sometimes Alex. There are bird wars that have been fought with their feathers.

His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.

The Alexis Haney is simply put.

by Buuuuungi January 24, 2022

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haneil

Haneil is a beautiful girl, she has an amazing personality, and is very weird. She is hilarious, and loves to make people laugh. She is charming, sweet, and loveable. When she falls in love, it’s unexpected. Haneil is also a girl who loves to run, she is very athletic too. She is an amazing singer and loves to dance. Haneil is full of heart, and puts effort in everything she does.

Haneil has such an amazing personality.

by Hailey Liz Marlyn February 28, 2019

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Michael William Hanes Jr.

this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.

Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean

Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*

by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018

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