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baggage handler's arm

A description of the penis of a man who has overindulged in sexual self labour. As in to border on double figures for the number of times he has spanked the monkey in one day. It refers to the friction on a baggage handler's arm as it is pulled in and out of bags causing it to become bright purple and sore.
"Dude, that guy's 'played the pecker banjo' so many times today! He must have a dick like a baggage handler's arm."
by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005
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Handler

Party responsible for tending to the emotional and physical-sexual needs of a woman.
Q: "Are you gonna for her?"

A: "Dude, she's got a handler."
by C_3K January 17, 2009
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Blowjob Handelbars

A hairstyle that can be used as hadelbars when getting a blowjob also called pigtails!
"i used those pigtails as hadelbars last night as she was given me a BJ she had gnarly Blowjob handelbars!"
by thatdudewhoknows March 26, 2010
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Baggage handler

Someone who plays with there testicles all day, like a baggage handler would handle bags all day.
A:fuk look at that bloke hes bin playin with his nuts all day
B: Yeh hes a fukin baggage handler
by raymond alborado September 19, 2006
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No Handlebars

a definition when you are having sexual intercourse with another persons partner and using no hands
by Goldbergio Monstrsitio October 28, 2017
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Vagina Handler

The person who calculates how much the vagina made.
Gotta sii mii vagina handler today, Todd.
by CCFI December 14, 2008
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jig handler

An old beat up Cadillac driven by a black man
Man, look at the gold rims on that jig handler
by Turd Ferguson, III December 14, 2008
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