Handle your candle

To handle your business

John: Hey Joey!
Joey: Yeah dude?
John: Handle your candle!
Joey: Thanks bro.

by Glenn Pen June 19, 2009

Flag

Get the Handle your candle mug.

handle the stick

its an expression that may mean :
1- hold the car stick for me ...since i am busy on the phone or smthn

2- handle my cock

hey hun i am on the phone while driving can u handle the stick??.......oh not that stick ...the cars stick hehehe

by vodca333 December 14, 2009

Flag

Get the handle the stick mug.

Related Words

Handle • handle bars • handler • Handled • handle-bar mustache • handle barred • Handle It • handle your scandal • handlebar moustache • Handle Ears

handle down below

penis

Lemme just grab my handle down below to wank off.

by penislover930 April 23, 2016

Flag

Get the handle down below mug.

handle bar jockey

scooter boys

did you see the handle bar jockey pull up to the park.

by NowWayDudeS April 19, 2021

Flag

Get the handle bar jockey mug.

Handle Jiggling

Where the driver's side door is unlocked and they get in but you stand at the passenger's side and shake the handle until they unlock it.

Duddeee, you left me out in the cold forever, I was Handle Jiggling like a stripper out there.

by Keri@Wyoming July 26, 2010

Flag

Get the Handle Jiggling mug.

handle bars

a xanax pill used for anxiety but when taking it causes a high are drowsy affect

im geeked upped off dem handle bars

by KINGofLOUISIANA June 21, 2012

Flag

Get the handle bars mug.

Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P

During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."

by QuacksO September 10, 2018

Flag