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Handylion

The act of getting a handjob, preferably in the shower.
"Dude, how far did you get with the chick last night."

"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."

"In the shower?"

"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."
by DJCrohn January 30, 2009
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handycapin your vision

The definition of when someone just seems to miss the truth.
Hey mark i just told you what to say and your (handycapin your vision)
by Kevon Tilghman December 6, 2019
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Handymanning

The act of intentionally being naked or partially naked when a handyman or tradesperson arrives in order to seduce them.
"I'm handymanning the hot solar guy today when he comes later. I'm going to be sunbathing naked and see what happens"
by Hotforhandyman May 10, 2023
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Australian Handy

A handjob from behind but instead of just reaching around you come from "down under" between the legs.
Last night Miranda gave me the best Australian Handy.
by Osmosis Jones 2012 July 31, 2012
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blow-handy

When a girl jacks you off and gives you a blow job at the same time.
Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?

Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.

Guy1: what's that?

Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.

Guy1: nice!
by grilledcheezyy November 2, 2013
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angry handy

Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.
Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
by Vendetta Fist March 4, 2017
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baby's handbag

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.
Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.
by foxyleelou November 27, 2013
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