She was giving it to me pretty good.Then she gave me a vagina handjob towards the end and i exploded all in her.
by 93 yourcultleader93 January 26, 2021
Get the Vagina Handjobmug. Two parts orange Gatorade, one part P.Diddys Coconut Vodka, with a spritz of Coppertone’s moisture mist bronzing spray.
“So sir, what may I get you this evening”
“I’ll have an Alligator Handjob please”
“Yes sir, one Alligator Handjob coming up”
“I’ll have an Alligator Handjob please”
“Yes sir, one Alligator Handjob coming up”
by 007withatwist December 21, 2017
Get the alligator handjobmug. The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.
Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."
by Renegade0894 October 9, 2012
Get the Israeli Handjobmug. To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
by Doomious April 5, 2009
Get the Handjob Haneymug. A Nigger handjob is a handjob given from some one of the Afro-American (nigger) decent. It is commonly used as a form of currency. The "rate" of a nigger handjob varies from location and the hand size of the benefactor.
Dude, what do i owe you for that lighter? oh well i guess like 69 cents and a nigger handjob.
Ill give you this fried chicken and a nigger hand job for that kool-aid.
Ill give you this fried chicken and a nigger hand job for that kool-aid.
by phil yanjawn July 24, 2009
Get the Nigger handjobmug. by Sad handy August 20, 2013
Get the Sad handjobmug. The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.
Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
by NewMex November 2, 2010
Get the Albuquerque Handjobmug.