Handjob Higgins

A slut who goes to parties and "pleasures" all of the opposite sex... or same. Kinda fat ugly chick that no one really respects anymore, and more than likely has an STD.

"Hey, that party's gonna be really fun tonight."
"Yeah, I hear Handjob Higgins will be there."

by zippyshmit March 1, 2009

Handjob in (my) Neck

Introduced to by the world famous rapper Lil Mosey in his rap song "Go Stupid" getting a Handjob in one's neck referres to a prostitute that gives you a 50$ handjob. Proudly looking down, upon ejaculation she points your penis too high that it accidentally land in your mouth and thus (by swallowing) in the neck.

I thought I was gon' fuck, only paid fifty
Got a handjob in (my) neck, didn't stay with me

by Hellistrawberry May 28, 2022

Handjob McFlurry

A corporate establishment that isn't worth remebering the name of.

Tim, turn left just past the Handjob McFlurry's.

by Skyeler November 5, 2005

Handjob Soup

another name for hamburger helper according to the Iphone

I'm going to the kitchen to make Handjob Soup for dinner.

by flip2liv June 23, 2011

handjob magnet

someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.

Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.

by cum dumpster March 20, 2016

handjob tattoo

A wrist tattoo

OMG that girl has a handjob tattoo.
What’s that?
A tattoo on her wrist!

by Nina/Chris August 28, 2020

Handjob Fritz

Just a random defintion made by a college student at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville on Saturday April 16th at 11:06pm.

(i hate you Yuki -.-)

He is known as "Handjob Fritz" around the college.
Brad recently saw a movie poster for Handjob Fritz and nearly shit his pants.

by aweirdguy69 April 16, 2022