Hancock

a person who can make their penis fart

chris - luke do a hancock
luke - i cant do a hancock man only jonny can do that trick
jonny - *squelsh*
luke + chris - ARGHHHHHHHH

by Poulson July 29, 2008

Fort Hancock Middle School

Fort Hancock Middle School commonly known as “la escuela de mekos” the people who live there are currently players. Most of the 7th and 8th graders are hoes so dont fuck with them or else u well get played. Fort Hancock Middle School is also very strict so don’t go to that school. They also have to date people who live nearby since they already played with eachother, so don’t believe them they FAKE!

“I was visiting my grandma and went to Fort Hancock Middle School so im a hoe.”

by yoo mamas a hoe🤣 March 13, 2019

john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 17, 2013

Matt Hancock

To grope someone's arse like a drunk, horny fresher on the pull.

"Where's Boris?"
"He's Matt Hancocking Carrie instead of attending Cobra meetings

by MattHancock-VictorianGhost June 27, 2021

John Hancock

The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.

Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.

by Nav23 April 17, 2011

John Hancock

The act of dipping one's penis in ink or paint and then slapping someone in the face with the inked/painted penis and leaving one's mark.

Jason: Haha, look at Joey.
Brendan: I know, Derek gave him a nice John Hancock last night.

by It's Poop Again August 13, 2011

hancock

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1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.

2. Noun

To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.

An example of hancock would be:

H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."

J:"Yes, I agree it did not."

H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."

J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."

J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."

J:"Indeed."

by John & Hubert April 27, 2021