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Rent Boy Handle

A hair style common among young homosexuals used often as an expression of their feelings. The style consists of a shaved head with a large tuft on top, generally towards the back side.

The Rent Boy Handle first began as an advertising device employed by rent boys to express they are willing to serve.

If one wishes to acquire the services of the said rent boy they must tug on the rent boy handle three times to begin negotiations.
1. I am so angry, I tugged on his rent boy handle three times and he just ignored me.

2. When you are drunk tonight we are going to give you a rent boy handle.

3. The Rent Boy Handle changed my life, I get so much more work and I can hardly walk as a consequence

4. The old man tugged on the rent boy handle three times lovingly, never had the boy been filled with such passion for a customer before
by krazne crab hands April 28, 2010
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chelsea handler

Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!
by Babblethefkon March 8, 2011
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Mr. Handlebars

A man who uses a girls ears as handlebars to force his penis into his mouth during oral sex.
Ew, that guy is such a Mr. Handlebars that my ears are still throbbing.
by Mr. Handlebars January 13, 2013
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you can't handle the truth

Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep (yells): You can't handle the truth!
by Fearman April 15, 2008
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Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex

When a "self-proclaimed rapper" gets high, then pissed off and tries to rhyme the words "brawl" and "ruckus," the words must be changed into words that don't exist, thus, "Don't bring the brawl if you can't handle the ruckus" becomes "Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
"Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007
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handle pull

long gulps off a handle of some hard alcoholic beverage
ted: man he chugged that jack with some sweet handle pulls
by baba goose June 21, 2010
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handled his baggage

The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).

See: Hiking in Appalachia
Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".
by La Reina de la Noche May 6, 2010
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