hamstercam

n. a slang term used as a substitute for 'colonoscopy'
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.

s. Bob went under this afternoon to get hamstercammed by that creepy doctor with the spam hands...guess that's why he can't sit properly.

by Art Terry February 14, 2009

hamster crazy

used to describe an action that is so completely weird and psychotic that it can only be something a hamster does such as climbing up the walls, running at 15,000 mph, chewing shit up, etc.

Yesterday Mac got so drunk, he was running around and dancing all hamster crazy!

by MichelleIsCooler December 25, 2011

Hamster Heart

Feeling anxious, paranoid, scared, or worried.

Origin: when you hold a hamster and he gets anxious, and you can feel his little heart beating out of his chest.

"Hey do you see the cop that's following us?"
"Yeah man, he's giving me the hamster heart."

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"My girlfriend says she's late this month... I've got the hamster heart."

by Thefish July 11, 2017

Hamster-waterbottle

When a man is suspended from the ceiling and another man performs oral sex on the suspended man, in a manner similar to a hamster licking a waterbottle.

Gabe drank from his Hamster-waterbottle.

by Ben the mouse August 4, 2017

spazz hamster

A kid, normally a teenager, who spazzes out over any little obsession they have including, but not limited to, anime characters, guys, musicians, or smurfs. Some traits are as follows: high pitched voices, hyperactivity and adorableness.

Morgan sat leafing through the manga in absolute silence. Without warning, she began bouncing up and down in her seat, jabbing her finger down at a depiction of her favorite anime character as she squeaked, "oh my gosh! He is so cute! I want to marry him! I can't believe he's not real!!"
"Gosh Morgan, you spazz hamster, calm down." Annie replied, giving her a sidelong glance.

by Shadow_violist May 22, 2008

idea hamster

Someone who generates ideas (about anything) as tirelessly as a hamster generates squeaks from the hamster wheel. NB, speaks to quantity moreso than quality.

"Paul is a crazy idea hamster; he gave me at least 4 plot bunnies."

by ASG-QA-S7 November 9, 2013

Holding the Hamster

verb: To have an erection

"Dude, I was totally holding the hamster all night, hoping to bang this chick, but nothing happened."

by psychoturkey April 11, 2010