hamboner

The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.

Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.

by SoCalNigs June 8, 2010

hamboxing

when you get inside a car, close all the windows, and smoke an entire ham

"Why does my car smell like smoked ham?"

"Dude, we were hamboxing it on Friday."

by hambox November 22, 2016

hambonious

Even harder than Harder as a motherfucker. This is the "Realer than Realdeal Holyfield" of HAM--- HamBONIUS. (pronounced Ham-BONE-EE-US) with a stress on the BONE.

Used as an adjective.

My brother: "I Scored a 750 on my GMAT. I went HAM on it."
ME: "Bro... that is dope. Nah, you went straight Hambonious on that bitch"

by The Great No-do September 14, 2017

hamrot

It is the word hamster and carrot combined. imagine a carrot with a hamster head and you have successfully imagined a hamrot. There have not been any picture nor gifs of hamrots found but we have a gif of a normal hamster eating a carrot.

Oh my gosh look at that hamrot crossing the road!!

by min yoongion September 17, 2017

hamboomer

n. you’re a boomer, but since you’re also peppa the pig you’re a hamboomer

Peppa: Back in my day we respected pigs rather than what this pointless bullsh…
Millenial/Gen Z: Ok hamboomer

by peppa333 November 24, 2019

Hamboofinet

A slur for people who do things in the wrong order

He puts his milk before his cereal, fuck’n Hamboofinet

by Oogis-mcboogis April 3, 2022

Hamotional

When you are so hungry that you aren't hungry, but you're upset and emotional

"Hey, are you alright?"
"Yeah, I guess.."
"You seem crabby"
"Nope, just haven't eaten yet"
"Ahhh, so you're definitely hamotional"

by Thisjustmakessense June 7, 2022