Van Halen

Van Halen is one of the greatest rock bands of all time. The main line-up consisted of Eddie and Alex Van Halen on guitar and drums and Michael Anthony on bass. They started out with David Lee Roth as singer then Sammy Hagar, then Gary Cherone, Hagar again and now back to Roth. Anthony left and Eddie's son Wolfgang Van Halen is the bassist. They have had a lot of great songs like Jump, Hot for Teacher, When It's Love, Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love, Right Now, Dance the Night Away, and of course the greatest solo of alltime, ERUPTION! There are many people who think that when Hagar replaced Roth that they became terrible and that "Van Hagar" was never as good as the Roth years. I say suck it. Both singers were really good. They brought the band to places they wouldn't be before. Hagar gave them four #1 albums. Don't say he's not good. I personally like Roth better but they were both great. Besides, would you rather have had the 10 years with Hagar or 10 years with Gary Cherone? Didn't think so.

VH fan 1: Hey what's your favorites song by Van Halen?
VH fan 2: Mine favorites are When It's Love and Dreams.
VH fan 1: That's cool. I'm more of a Roth guy, so mine are Panama and Mean Street.
VH fan 2: They're good songs.
Chip, the retarded Vh fan: Hey guys.
VH fan 2: Hey Chip
Chip: My favorite song is Fire in the Hole with Gary Cherone.
VH fan 1: Shut up Chip.

by fatjamarcus November 3, 2010

Haley

the most beyond perfect, smart, beautiful, funny, caring, kind, sweet and a very very sexy girl who had ever entered my life , she makes me smile just by looking at her. Its not that shes the most beyond perfect girl in the world but its that shes most beyond perfect girl for ME. There is one thing that we have and no other couple will ever have, they will never have someone like Ivey, to love, to hold and to call them their girlfriend/wife. The first moment she had come to my life, she had swooped my heart and made me fell in love with her at first glance. She can make you smile just by looking at her smile, because her smile is so beautiful and words cannot describe the happiness she gives out. I can never forget how she made me feel so breathless just by giving me a smile. One of the numbers of most important thing she had ever taught me was: the feeling of love. I don't deserve her the slightest bit, and yet she stays be with me making me even luckyest, I Love You A Whole Ton, that no one can else's love can ever compare.

"Omggrrrr, whose that sexy angel? ^^"
*punch*"that sexy angel is my girlfriend Haley :)<3"
*starts spitting out blood and a tooth
"damn... you lucky smelling bastard"
yeah i know :) <3
"damn im bleeding, why'd you hit me so hard? >_>
"thats because shes mine and only mine forever :) <3 if you want her you have to get through me and ill never let anyone pass :)<3

by PublishhhhhIT! July 15, 2010

Eddie Van Halen

Possibly the greatest guitarist ever.He could make the guitar sing.

Eruption. Hot for Teacher. Runnin with the devil. Jump. Panama.

by Iron Man August 4, 2003

Cassidy Haley

Cassidy haley is a L.A. based recording artist whos music is currently #6 on the top electronic albums charts. He is a child of the gays. He's hitchhiked barefoot across the country dumpster diving, raged it up in Seattle and Washington DC against the global corruption of the WTO and the IMF. He's joined the Hari Krishna's in the mountains of Kentucky chanting rounds and shaving his head into a sika.. He's danced and stripped in the seediest gay strip club and sang along side Lucent Dossier at the Coachella music festival as he swung from the rafters in front of thousands of people. he has a clothing company that is his treasure and his tomb...

His music sounds like a drugged out Justin Timberlake lost in the back streets of berlin on acid after being kidnapped by a pack of raving mad drag queens... mixed in with heaven and every thing good and all the sadness and despair of lost dreams and beautiful things

Example:

Bob: Have u heard Cassidy Haley's music yet??

Tom: Yea i have and it is Bad ass!

Bob: this guy is gonna be famous!!

Tom: what r u talking about?!?! he already is!

by lady hesper September 8, 2009

Hale

A very atrractive person, with a good taste in music. She loves jokes and funny things, she can make every boy fall in love with her. She is cute, awesome and fabulous.

Hale is the most fabulous.

by i am mrs. hood April 10, 2015

halen

is very caring, understanding and has a big heart for everyone, he can always make you laugh. Likes to have long conversations and really gets the meaning of life. he is truly one in a million. He is a great person to be around at any given time. Is very picky with certain foods but he mans it up. He's extremely lovable! he loves excitement and will try anything at least once. Really knows how to love his woman and treat her like a queen. He's extremely smart and handsome. He really knows how to have a great time. Basically he's the type of guy you would want to spend the rest of your life with. :)

"Woman1" who's that guy?
"woman2" i don't know but i hope he's not taken!
"woman1" he looks like he's a halen

by :P333 November 7, 2011

Mexican Halter Top

(f.) The act of one tucking their breasts into their pants rather than wearing a shirt ( or bra) for concealment (i.e. "south of the border"). Gender opposite to the "Canadian Belt Buckle".

In Nederland: Duitse halter bovenkant (German Halter top)
In Deutschland: Italienische Halfter-Spitze (Italian halter top)

Buelah was a special woman! One with a little stretch in both her spandex and her flap jacks. She made her fortune as the designer and spokesmodel for the Mexican halter top. ¡En tiendas hoy, arriba! La cumbre de cabestro mejicana.

by Mr. Jabbers February 5, 2012