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also btw kate bishop played by hailee steinfeld is the best character in the MCU and they better make another season for hawkeye otherwise they will turn into oranges and cucumbers and they won’t even have eyes to look at hailee steinfeld and get cured. so they better start filming now!
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person 2: ofc bro, she cured my HIV for the 7th time now
person 3: damn, for me i got cured from the covid-19, it’s for sure much better than injecting disinfectants
person 1: yeah, btw i’m gonna start studying hard now, i wanna go to an university in la and meet her one day, you know that’s always been my dream
person 2: yeah bro, we wish u a good luck man
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person 2: ah now i’m gonna go home and watch hawkeye season 10 finale, it’s finally over
person 3: oh yeahh, bro y’all remember when the directors of the MCU almost turned into vegetables without eyes lmaoooo
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person 3: ye mate, we’re so lucky to have seen her at the concert in the wembley stadium last time, it was like having sex in my eyes and ears
person 1: nah fam, it was better than sex
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person 2: ofc bro, she cured my HIV for the 7th time now
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person 1: yeah, btw i’m gonna start studying hard now, i wanna go to an university in la and meet her one day, you know that’s always been my dream
person 2: yeah bro, we wish u a good luck man
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person 2: ah now i’m gonna go home and watch hawkeye season 10 finale, it’s finally over
person 3: oh yeahh, bro y’all remember when the directors of the MCU almost turned into vegetables without eyes lmaoooo
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person 2: yeah ikr, yo hailee steinfeld playing kate bishop is the cutest thing ever
person 3: ye mate, we’re so lucky to have seen her at the concert in the wembley stadium last time, it was like having sex in my eyes and ears
person 1: nah fam, it was better than sex
person2: yeah, i’d do anything to go back in time and watch it again
person 3: yeah so would i bro
person 1: omg look at the time now, i gotta go study if i wanna meet hailee steinfeld in LA
person 2: oh right, see ya lads
person 3: alright, bye
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