Hummer

A nickname for someone who is really excited and jumps around; may have consumed an alcoholic beverage to get to that state.

short for hummingbird.

Usually she's quiet, but on friday nights Ellen turns into hummer!

by DTM February 28, 2005

hummer

The best hardtail bike ever made.

Hold on love I can't do it now I'm taking the Hummer out for a hardcore urban blast.

by Dobbo June 19, 2003

Hummer

1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.

1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.

by AlabamaNibber January 30, 2016

Hummer

My math teachers car :( He doesn't care about the earth :'(

Yo, my name is Jonas and I drive a Hummer *dabdab*

by ShimmiShimmi May 23, 2019

Hummer

A person that “hums” way too much.

Greg: hums a tune

Jared: Greg! Would you stop being such a fuckin hummer!

by doosherr October 1, 2019

Hummer

How douchebags move from place to place.

Douchebag 1: Yo Kyle, nice Hummer.

Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.

by South African Dictator October 4, 2020

hummer

a hummer is a gummer with teeth

Ri got an NK hummer from pope last night.

by rigetsnon February 23, 2021