Hoist My Sail

When someone gets an erection.

Keep rubbing my penis and hoist my sail.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

homestuckie

some of the the worst people alive that enjoy homestuck and are in the fandom

"hes such a homestuckie"
"ew"

by eric is a smart fella February 25, 2023

Kicking it Homestyle

returning to one's roots

Sometimes I wish I was like those kids beatin drums. That's real rhythm. They're kicking it homestyle.

by J-Hawk June 20, 2003

homesteadin'

retaining a borrowed possession for so long that it becomes yours.

Hey dude, don't be homesteadin' on my guitar.

by Milodog January 3, 2009

Homiestasis

When you gotta stay neutral in a fight between homies

Kenny and Mark were fighting over the last piece of pie and I said they should split it (even tho Mark's really da main homie) cuz I had to maintain homiestasis ya know...

by ballerinawithswagga November 22, 2015

Homostasis

Not to be mistaken with homeostasis (n.)

The delicate domain of equilibrium within a heterosexual person that prevents them from being too insecurely homophobic and being too obnoxiously gay in social situations.

i.e. Right between acting too straight and too gay

Todd and I had to share a tiny couch at a friend's place the other night but it's alright - I said "no homo" so I didn't break homostasis.

by Uthgerd Goodsucc January 28, 2019

Holistic

It's a philosophy of sexual life. Basically, in this type of sexual life there is no oral or anal sex or even kissing, just plain vanilla sex. Missionary position is given priority and the rest are rarely used or discarded altogether.

Toppo believes in holistic living.

by chanzerre June 15, 2023